Well, now I done it. I got caught chewing at my surgical site. Oh, the shame of it all! It itches!
Mom promised me a leash walk with some of my friends tomorrow for Valentine's Day. With out the cone of shame, thank goodness. A guy can only take so much embarrassment.
You make my heart beat willy-nilly;
When I think of you, the world is hazy;
Valentine, you drive me crazy!