Trick or Treat
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jimnks
Candy candy in the bag
It's that time of year
Funny clown witchy hag
Another house is near
Popcorn balls and tootsie rolls
A handful is the best
Taken from the biggest bowls
At homes that pass the test
Ding dong ring the bell
Trick or treat is said
And if it does not go so well
Then mark the first word said
Trees draped in toilet paper
Fecal bags on fire
Dressed like an undertaker
The trick was their desire
Midnight comes all bags are full
Time to count the bounty
The night is done we've played our role
All throughout the county
Enjoy this yearly fun filled night
Feast upon it's riches
From the first and final bite
Of Hugs and Hershey Kisses
It's that time of year
Funny clown witchy hag
Another house is near
Popcorn balls and tootsie rolls
A handful is the best
Taken from the biggest bowls
At homes that pass the test
Ding dong ring the bell
Trick or treat is said
And if it does not go so well
Then mark the first word said
Trees draped in toilet paper
Fecal bags on fire
Dressed like an undertaker
The trick was their desire
Midnight comes all bags are full
Time to count the bounty
The night is done we've played our role
All throughout the county
Enjoy this yearly fun filled night
Feast upon it's riches
From the first and final bite
Of Hugs and Hershey Kisses
Mama's feeling bitchy, oops, I mean Witchy this season. She tastes like green apples! Would someone get those rats off of me!
Oh no you didn't!!! Now how on earth am I gonna herd myself???
Mama is totally into Zombies. She can't wait for the weekly release of The Walking Dead on AMC.
Coming soon to a theater near you, Frankenweenie, starring Ryker!
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