Wednesday, October 31, 2012


Trick or Treat

© jimnks
Candy candy in the bag                                      
It's that time of year
Funny clown witchy hag
Another house is near

Popcorn balls and tootsie rolls
A handful is the best
Taken from the biggest bowls
At homes that pass the test

Ding dong ring the bell
Trick or treat is said
And if it does not go so well
Then mark the first word said

Trees draped in toilet paper
Fecal bags on fire
Dressed like an undertaker
The trick was their desire

Midnight comes all bags are full
Time to count the bounty
The night is done we've played our role
All throughout the county

Enjoy this yearly fun filled night
Feast upon it's riches
From the first and final bite
Of Hugs and Hershey Kisses

Mama's feeling bitchy, oops, I mean Witchy this season.  She tastes like green apples!  Would someone get those rats off of me!

Oh no you didn't!!!  Now how on earth am I gonna herd myself???

This is just plain cruel.  I used to love Halloween, now I'm not so sure.

Mama is totally into Zombies.  She can't wait for the weekly release of The Walking Dead on AMC.
You best be careful if your gonna come Trick or Treating at our house this year.  She might eat your brains!!!  And I might just help her!

Coming soon to a theater near you, Frankenweenie, starring Ryker!

a pumpkins nightmare



  1. Oh no, those pictures of you and your mom are so spooky and scary! But they are kind of cute too : )

    Ryker in lamb suit is so adorable. LOL.

    Happy Halloween! I hope you have lots of treats.

  2. Looks like a true Halloween Extravaganza at your house. Have fun!

    Critter Alley

  3. Oh Ryker, Sooooooo Glad we don't live near you guys, you scared the snot out of us. Like your costume much, where die you find sheep in Alaska. HAPPY Howl-O-Weenie to you furiends.

    Your Spooky Furiends
    Susie & bites

  4. Hi Ryker!
    Oh my Dog you really are getting in to the Halloween "spirit" I really love your costume, you look soooo adorable as a sheep but I agree that you cant really hurd yourself, you will be chasing your tail!!!
    I love Howl-O-Ween! All the photos are amazing here, love the photo of you and the pumpkin and you and your Zombie Mom! Have a spooky night! Lots of treats for you! Love and Licks your Furiend Frank xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

  5. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh Ryker you poor guy!!!!! she dressed you as a sheep!!! LOL!!!! you look so cute xxxxx and i thought i was cruel, gonna dress stormy as a fairy later on LOL!!!!

    ps tell your Mom i am a crazy walking dead fanatic too, it scares me witless tho and i have to check round corners and stuff now cos i am certain that its real now. i know its not but i just cant manage to make myself beleive it. that one that killed Dale was the worst ever!!!!

    Happy halloween

    Charlene and Stormy

  6. Oh No! The humiliation Ryker. My treat this year... MOM decided that I did not have to wear a costume. Wooo Hoo. Have a happy and treat filled Halooween.

  7. BOL, Happy Halloween
    Benny & Lily

  8. BOL the herd yourself comment made us ALL crack up over here. SOOOO funny! You look ADORABLE in your sheep costume. We can always have Bokeh herd you!

  9. Ha ha ha ha ha! Oh Ryker and your mama, thank you so much for a good laugh on this All Hallow's Eve! You have a great collection of pictures here and we love them all!


  10. Oh Dog! I like your poem! But I'm afraid of zombies! *shivers*

  11. Loved it! You two are a hoot and I especially liked your sheep costume, Ryker. That must have been fun watching you herd yourself. :)

  12. OMD - Hilarious Post - BOL!!!!!

  13. Great poem!

    That sheep costume is too much!

  14. RYKER....
    First off, I loved the "A pumpkin's nightmare" picture!! It cracked me up!! ;-D
    And, secondly, you are an adorable little lamb!! Your protest against this costume also cracked me up!! Thanks for the laughs!! ;op
    Love, Raelyn.... And Rose, my BEAUTIFULLY UNIQUE "Mystery Dog"!!

  15. Great Halloween photos, looked like Mom had some fun!:)

  16. Ryker-
    Your costume is too funny! Can't wait to show that to our Aussie pals down the street...hee hee!


  17. Ryker...what nonsense....what BOOO-T-FULL nonsense....gees your Momma is a devil woman or something....imagine wearing that lamby outfit....no way Jose! Love this!

  18. OMD! Hilarious! I luv luv luv all the screamin photos of you and your Mom :D And you in sheeps clothing? BOL! Priceless OMD Hahahhahahha or Bababababaaaaa ;P Too fun :D

    Waggin at ya,


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